Residents of Washington, DC, Maryland and Virginia: Save your plumbing. Put these clogging criminals in the trash.

Fats, oils, grease

Name:
Fats, Oils, Grease (FOG)

Wanted for:
Conspiracy to Clog in the 1st Degree
Aggravated Sink Stink

Known Aliases/Accomplices:
All compostable food waste, cleaning agents, hazardous materials

WIPES

Name:
Baby wipes and personal care wipes

Wanted for:
Conspiracy to Clog in the 1st Degree
Voluntary Toilet Trouble

Known aliases/accomplices:
Facial tissues and household cleaning wipes, cotton balls, Q-tips, dental floss, non-flushable paper towels, feminine hygiene products (tampons and sanitary pads).

MEDICATIONS

Name:
Unwanted medications

Wanted for:
Contaminating waterways in the 1st Degree
Accidental Poisoning in the 3rd Degree

Known Aliases/Accomplices:
Controlled and non-controlled medication, expired medication, unused medication, pills of all sorts.